I'm not so bad, I'm just an average guy
I'm never sad, sometimes I'm even flying high.
I make mistakes, sure I do but that never makes me cry.
I'm not so bad, I'm just an average guy.
Well, I'm pretty good ? at least I'm not as bad as you.
Sure, I mess up, oh but man, not like you.
I think bad thoughts all the time, sometimes I even follow through.
Still I'm pretty good ? at least I'm not as bad as you.
Sure I believe in God, but I don't let that spoil my day.
In church every Sunday, what more can I say ?
Oh yeah, at least once a month I remember to pray.
Well, I'm going to heaven, at least I'm not going to hell.
God wouldn't do that, well I think I know him that well.
Besides, don't it say somewhere in that good book
"God helps those who help themselves" ?
So I'm going to heaven (I think) at least I hope it ain't hell.
Cause I'm not so bad I'm just an average guy.
Well, I'm never sad, sometimes I'm even flying high.
I make mistakes, sure I do oh but that never makes me cry.
Cause I'm not so bad, I'm just an average guy.
Well I'm not so bad, I'm just an average guy.